against the law in Mass.

Massachusetts

  • While engaging in sexual intercourse, it is against the law for the woman to be on top.
  • It is against the law for a establishment that serves alcohol to offer specials on drinks containing alcohol.
  • According to the law in the state of Massachusetts, all men are required to take a gun to church every Sunday.
  • Playing the fiddle in Boston is against the law.
  • Eating peanuts in church is against the law in Boston.
  • While on the grounds of the Boston Commons, women are prohibited by law from wearing heels over three inches in height.
  • No citizen residing in Boston, Massachusetts is legally entitled to own more than three dogs.
  • Bullets are not a legal form or currency in Massachusetts although I’m quite sure they’re not legal tender anywhere.
  • Children in Massachusetts are technically legally entitled to smoke although they are not able to legally purchase cigarettes.
  • Any citizen found guilty of defacing a milk carton may be fined up to $10.
  • In Hingham, Massachusetts colored lights on your home are prohibited by law if those lights are visible from main street. White lights are fine. Similarly, any citizen living on Main Street in Hingham must approve colors with the Historical Society before they may paint their house.
  • It is against the law to take a dog onto the commons in Hopkinton, Massachusetts despite the fact that it’s perfectly legal to take horses and cows there.
  • It’s against the law to frighten a pigeon.
  • It’s against the law to go to bed without a bath but it’s also against the law to have a bath without a physician’s permission. Pretty sure neither of those laws are enforced if they are in fact still on the books.
  • It is not only kind of gross to put tomatoes in clam chowder but it’s also against the law in the state of Massachusetts.
  • Selling less than twenty-four ducklings at a time before May 1st is against the law. It is also against the law to sell chicks, ducklings or rabbits that have been artificially colored (dye, paint, stain etc). I support this one entirely.
  • Squirt guns are against the law in Marlboro, Massachusetts. Buying, selling or possessing one is prohibited by law.
  • The mayor of Newton, Massachusetts is required by law to give every family in town a hog.
  • Gorillas are not allowed in the back seats of cars by law in the state of Massachusetts.
  • Reading books or newspapers in the streets after 8:00 pm is against the law in Southbridge, Massachusetts.

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