1. Can I have a cup of coffee? I’m still drunk from last night.
2. I didn’t steal it, I just borrowed it.
3. phone call…Can we meet next month, I’m currently incarcerated
4.What is 2 weeks notice, I’ve never quit before, I’ve always been fired.
5. I hate questions like that.
6. I’ll have to check with my Mom.
7. You should know I mud wrestle on the weekends.
8. I’m an alchoholic and don’t really deserve this job.
9. I often oversleep, and have trouble getting out of bed.
10. So how much do they pay for doing these interviews?
11. Cigarettes are getting really expensive, so I need another job.
12. Cross dressing isn’t a problem is it?